• Total Film online at last

    New site, updated daily.

  • Must-haves

    Various newspapers – the Daily Mail, the Sun and so on – are describing the latest iPod as a “must-have”. This really bugs me: it’s nice, sure, and if you don’t have a portable music player then it should definitely be on your shopping list (assuming you actually want a portable music player, of course).…

  • Private Eye cover genius

  • Naming and shaming

    There’s a rather strange story in last night’s Evening Times: SCOTLAND’s hooligans could be named and shamed in special leaflets dished out to their neighbours. This will apparently cut crime, because hooligans’ neighbours will discover that they’re living next to hooligans. I suspect that this might not come as a surprise to them.

  • Video on your iPod? Yes, at a price

    How much is mobile video worth? In the UK, Apple reckons it’s £1.89 per clip; presumably it’ll be the same for TV downloads if the UK store follows its American counterpart. That seems awfully steep. Let’s take Desperate Housewives as an example; it’s one of the shows US customers can buy via iTunes. There are…

  • My Morphy Richards coffee machine is a goddamn piece of crap

    Back in June, I blogged about my coffee machine death toll: I’d killed three coffee makers in 2005, and didn’t hold out much hope for the fourth one. Sure enough, it burned out today – the same fault that knackered the last three. It’s clearly a design fault, but this time I will win because…

  • That voodoo that you (didn’t) do

    Writing in today’s Guardian, Tim Dowling sums up the rather pathetic story of the window fitter who’s reported a duff witch doctor to trading standards. As the Daily Record reports: A JILTED boyfriend has reported a witchdoctor to trading standards after he failed to conjure up a reunion with his lover. Window fitter Kevin Bird,…

  • Anyone know a reliable and fast DNS server?

    Gaaah. 8MB broadband is all well and good, but if your ISP’s DNS servers are a goddamn pile of crap (as Bulldog’s seem to be) then you’ll quickly get sick of page delays. Anyone know of a decent alternative DNS I could use? I was using BT’s ones but they’re slow as crap too. Gaaaah,…

  • Music Makes Your Child Smarter

    One of the books I’ve recently helped with (I was the copy editor) has just gone on sale: Music Makes Your Child Smarter, by Philip Sheppard. It was fun to edit, and should be fun to read too :) So does music make your child smarter? Yes, provided you don’t fall for the Beethoven Effect…

  • Could PC viruses infect humans?

    Originally published in PC Plus, November 2005 Of all the threats facing humans, viruses are the most dangerous. The prospect of Avian Flu jumping species is truly terrifying, but if that doesn’t get us there’s always MRSA and other “superbugs”. Worse still, developments in computer science could lead to new forms of virus infection: not…