Archive for January, 2009

.net column: I read the news today, oh boy

Another of my .net columns has made its way to them thar internets:

There were four interesting news stories this week. The Home Office decided that it fancied a giant central database of everybody’s internet activity, something that would be perfect for data mining in search of thought crimes. A student was detained for six days under antiterrorist legislation for downloading documents from the US Department of Justice website. A well-intentioned but badly drafted new law could put manga fans in prison as suspected kiddie-fiddlers. And Boris Johnson banned booze on the London Underground. Only one of these caused UK internet users to take to the streets in mass protest. Can you guess which one?

Scotland’s new anti-porn legislation. Here we go again

The Scotsman speaks to Kenny MacAskill, the man behind Scotland’s “even tougher than England’s” forthcoming anti-porn legislation.

“We are now in an age dominated by DVDs and the internet. We need to update the law in this global age. England already has some of these laws – but our laws will go further. Our laws will be covering matters such as images of rape.”

Leaving aside the argument as to whether seeing a picture should ever be illegal, and skipping past the rather alarming (and faintly amusing) prospect of Porn Police checking laptops when English businessmen cross the border, let’s look at the few details we know.

Mr MacAskill said people who mistakenly access extreme pornography, for example by clicking on the wrong computer button, would not be pursued. Equally, it is likely that convictions under the new law will require people actually to download images of “extreme” pornography, rather than by viewing websites alone.

That line worries me, because unless some techy people have been consulted on this then it’s going to be a mess. If you see an image online, it’s downloaded to your web browser’s cache. If somebody spams you with pornographic emails, the images in those emails are downloaded.

On the other hand, if you deliberately watch a streaming video of illegal pornography, then arguably you aren’t downloading anything at all because the content is delivered as you watch, and isn’t stored in full on your PC – and in recent years the online adult industry has moved to streaming, not downloadable, video, largely because it’s harder to pirate.

Is the law going to address those crucial technical details? Will “viewing on a website” be fine provided people don’t save the files for future reference? What about legitimate content repackaged with different intent? When I was researching a feature about the porn industry a few months ago, covering the rise of streaming media sites, some of them featured content such as the rape scenes from The Accused and Irreversible, two mainstream and perfectly legal films. Is it okay to watch that content when it’s in context, but not when it’s out of context? What about unsolicited content? I reckon much of the spam I get would fall foul of the new law.

This picture depicts violence, and it’s clearly got a sexual subtext. The poor girl looks frightened half to death.

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It is, of course, a promo shot from Hostel 2 – an 18, not R18, movie that’s freely and legally available on DVD.

Here’s what the Scottish Government says:

We propose that this offence will criminalise the possession of pornographic images which realistically depict:

* Life-threatening acts and violence that would appear likely to cause severe injury;
* Rape and other non- consensual penetrative sexual activity, whether violent or otherwise; and
* Bestiality or necrophilia.

The maximum penalty for the proposed new offence will be 3 years imprisonment.

We intend that the new offence will be similar to that at section 63 of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008, which will apply in England, Wales and Northern Ireland. The Scottish offence will go further than that offence, however, in that it will cover all images of rape and non-consensual penetrative sexual activity, whereas the English offence only covers violent rape.

In its analysis of the consultation exercise, the Scottish Government admits that there are genuine concerns about that.

[respondents, including broadcasters] found these definitions to be too subjective, unclear and liable to criminalise a much broader range of images than it appears the consultation paper intended.

Such as, say, excerpts or screencaps from Hollywood movies.

This is a stupid example, I know, but it’s a real one: yesterday, a wag on Fark.com posted a faked image showing Barack Obama being bummed by Hillary Clinton. I don’t know if it was consensual or not. What do you think? Would Obama say “yes we can”? Because if the answer is no, then we’ve got ourselves some dangerous imagery right there.

“As technology and 3D rendering techniques become more sophisticated and realistic it is possible to render the scenes you wish to ban in which there is no human participation at all.”

That’s a good point. Is Poser porn illegal? Photoshop jobs? Should they be?

And:

78.    Channel 4 (235), The British Computer Society (285), The Campaign Against Censorship (217) and others felt that if realistic depictions were to be included, the reach of the legislation would inevitably be much further than the consultation document intended, possibly including works of art and historical artefacts.

79.    The BBFC in particular thought this would create an issue for them, as “realistic depictions of serious violence are a very common feature of modern, mainstream films and videos, and many such depictions will have a sexual context.” (BBFC194)

Despite all that, it seems that justice minister Kenny MacAskill wants to carry on regardless. Nevermind talking to the press about the evils of porn – how about actually publishing details of the legislation so we can see whether it’s going to work?

Twitter: here come the masses

Me, on Techradar: Twitter’s about to be invaded by the masses. We have a cunning plan.

No, the government is not forcing rock venues and clubs to install sound limiters

This online petition is doing the rounds of music forums:

It has been brought to attention that the government wish to consider it a legal requirement in the new tax year to introduce laws insisting anyone applying or re-applying for an entertainment license must have a noise control device fitted to the venue. This will be the final NAIL for ALL entertainment in the UK as the level at which these devices CUT you off is dreadfully low and damaging.

PLEASE DO NOT INTRODUCE THIS LAW, WE LOVE LIVE MUSIC!

It’s a load of balls. The regulations are the Control of Noise At Work Regulations 2005, which were expanded to the entertainment industry last Spring. Here’s what the HSE says, and here’s the official advice for venues. Quick summary: places where employees are subjected to very loud music need to carry out risk assessments, and if there’s a risk of damage to employees’ hearing then they need to do something about it. That certainly could include fitting noise limiters, but they’re not compulsory or, in most cases, necessary.

Disturbing search criteria. Maybe they’re all by the same person

It’s been a while since I delved into WordPress Stats to find out what search terms are bringing people here. Are they looking for product reviews? Opinion on techy things of great import? Bad jokes? Of course they aren’t.

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I’m going to build a website that combines all of those things in a single page. And then, my friends, I will be a rich man.

Techradar Tuesday: Don’t blame technology, blame the parents

Ah, the dangers of a high-tech “toxic childhood”:

As much as we’d like to, we can’t protect our kids from everything bad in the world – but what we can and should do is give them the skills and the support they need to deal with the things they’ll surely encounter.

Atheist buses. For God’s sake

The much-vaunted atheist bus campaign – which, amid great hoo-ha, has plastered a couple of buses with the slogan “There’s probably no god. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life” – has achieved something truly immense.

It’s annoyed a bus driver
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Now, you might think that annoying a bus driver isn’t that big an achievement. And you’d be right. I can think of dozens of ways you can really upset bus drivers, including:

  • Wanting to get on a bus
  • Wanting to get off a bus
  • Not knowing the exact fare required because you’ve never travelled between those two particular points ever before in your entire life
  • Taking more than 1 picosecond to hurl the exact change into the money box
  • Attempting to sit down before the bus goes round the corner on two wheels, throwing you into the nearest pensioner
  • Existing

And so on.

But I digress. What a terrible, terrible campaign. If “smuggery” isn’t a word it bloody well should be.

Direct marketing fail

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Leave Britney Steve alone!

Techradar again: Steve Jobs is sick. Leave him alone.

Imagine you’d had a close encounter with cancer a few years back. You turn up to work with a bit of a cold, and your boss gives you a worried look. “Is the cancer back?” Er, no. I’ve got a bit of a cold. You go for a coffee. “Oh god, is the cancer back?” asks the bloke from sales. No, you say. I’ve got a cold. Back at your desk, somebody accidentally CCs you on an email. It turns out that everybody in the company has become a doctor, they’ve all diagnosed you with cancer, and they’ve emailed your family to break the news.

…that’s exactly what elements of the press pack and blogging crowd have been doing to Steve Jobs since June.

The inimitable Ian Betteridge argues the exact opposite.

Steve Jobs is also a senior executive of a publicly-traded company, and with that role comes certain responsibilities. Steve has responsibilities to his shareholders – and, importantly, so do Apple’s board of directors.

The illness of a senior executive is a classic area where boards need to be strong, and work for the shareholders. It’s a tough time for everyone, but the role of the board, as I’ll explain, means they have to look at things in a way which is impersonal – and which some might find insensitive.

So who’s right? There’s only one way to find out…

I’ve been looking for an excuse to embed a Harry Hill video for ages.

Tim Cook: who hell he?

With Steve Jobs on a leave of absence, Tim Cook is running the show. I’ve written a profile of him over at Techradar:

He wears blue jeans and trainers. He’s a workaholic. He’s incredibly intelligent, doesn’t miss a detail, and can destroy you with a single question.

He’s had a brush with mortality. He’s intensely private. He eats, sleeps and breathes Apple.

Does Tim Cook remind you of anybody?

I’m also writing a column about the Jobs-related press coverage. I’ll post a link when it’s done.

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