Heh heh heh.
This week’s Private Eye has a cracking quiz answer from the Weakest Link:
Q: What is the name of the force that keeps the moon in earth’s orbit, stops us flying into space, etc etc etc?
A: Delta Force.
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Linda on July 21st, 2006
A recent favourite from the National Lottery Jet Set a few weeks back:
Holmes (can’t spell Eammon, sorry):Who wrote Treasure Island?
Contestant: Long John Silver
Gary on July 21st, 2006
Haha :)
Squander Two on July 23rd, 2006
My favourite ever was on Fun House. (Remember that? My God, but it was shite. I was very lucky to catch this one, actually, since I didn’t watch the show. Was flicking past and stopped just long enough to be gobsmacked by idiocy. Anyway.)
Pat Bloody Sharpe: Who parted the waters of the Dead Sea?
Stupid kid: Christopher Columbus.
tm on July 23rd, 2006
>Pat Bloody Sharpe
Ah, all hail the proto-mullet! Do you remember when he was interviewed about collecting films? He talked about how he had thousands of films in his collection, then he was asked what his favourite was and he replied: Caddyshack.
You’re a connoisseur pat, a real connoisseur…
Linda on August 4th, 2006
There was a cracker on Eggheads this week.
Dermot: “Which chicken dish was named after a Napoleonic battle?”
‘Challenger’: “I don’t know why but I am going to have to say coq au vin.”
Gary on August 7th, 2006
Haha, that’s superb.
Linda on August 8th, 2006
Yes I’m sorry Gary, they get worse, don’t they?