300,000 words, some of them quite good

I’m sure this is of no interest to anyone but me, but I’m celebrating an anniversary of sorts: my first ever bit of published writing was for .net magazine back in issue 51, and I’ve just finished a feature for issue 151. That’s eight years, 100 issues (give or take a few) and - a conservative estimate, this - 300,000 words. Blimey.

That first feature was about blogging, or journalling as it was called back then:

More and more people are doing it: in 1996 there were around 20 online diaries. In 1998, the Open Pages site alone links to almost 500. Very few of these people are famous, and only a small number are dead.

Ah, the good old days. 35 million Internet users and an incredible 500 online diaries.

It wasn’t just my first feature, though - it was also my first cock-up. Mocking a blood-soaked “woo, look at me, I’m so mad” site, I suggested that the owner wasn’t mad at all. Turns out she was, as her pissed-off partner emailed the mag to point out. Oops.

On a brighter note, I did get to claim in print that the Hitler diaries were written by a small dog.

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Did they have to print a retractgion? “We would like to point out that she is indeed barking and apologise for any distress caused by suggesting otherwise”

Heh. No, but I had to apologise to the man in pretty much those words.

Congratulations from all in the office - sterling work!

Why, thank you sir :)

Things change, but it’s reassuring to have some constants in life. In that respect, I suppose you’re like a publishing version of Last of the Summer Wine. Congrats, mate!

Hopefully that doesn’t mean I’m a wizened misanthrope forever chasing norah batty…

I once emptied Norah Batty’s dustbin. And in no way is that a metaphor.

Haha :D

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