Corporate unspeak

Alliance and Leicester has revamped its online banking system, which of course means all kinds of problems. However, when you call the helpdesk you get a superb message:

Due to the success of our new website, we are currently experiencing high call volumes.

Yes: all those incoming calls to the tech support line are compliments!

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