Supermarkets

If you need to do any last-minute shopping, don’t do it! If my town’s like the rest of the world, it’s tailbacks and punch-ups ahoy. And that was first thing this morning, before the crazy people got in their cars.

Mind you, it’s not all bad. Instead of the traditional teams of boy scouts packing shoppers’ bags, my local ASDA has recruited a squad of cheerleaders.