I never knew you wrote such bloody awful poetry

One of the members of a journo discussion forum I visit wrote an Ode To Late Payers, so I thought I’d have a go too. Here’s my effort, with apologies to Spike Milligan…

I’d like to pay this month’s mortgage
then go out tonight and get plastered
but the money I’m due
still hasn’t come through
bastardy bastardy bastard.

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