Calm down dear, it’s only a chicken


Merseyside police have ordered the local community to “stop grieving” after Liverpudlians flocked to deposit flowers, cards and teddy bears in tribute to a dead chicken found in an alleyway. According to the BBC, one card read: “RIP Little Baby. Safe in the arms of Jesus. From someone who is a loving mother xxxx.”

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To be honest Boris Johnston was for the first and last time in his life right, bang on the mark!

I blame Diana, but she was just a car crash waiting to happen to the British public.

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