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Sky News has discovered the shocking news that PC repair techs may be tempted to look through your stuff. Who knew?

Here at Techradar, there’s nothing we like more than a bit of undercover investigation – so we decided to investigate MOT centres. Are they honest?

We stuck a bunch of random photos in an envelope, sealed it, wrote “PICTURES OF MY HOT GIRLFRIEND HAVING SEX WITH ANGELINA JOLIE AND ALSO ALL MY CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND ONLINE BANKING PASSWORDS AND FIFTY POUNDS IN CASH” on the outside and left it on the car seat.

Four hours later we got our car back, and we were shocked – shocked! – to discover that the envelope had been opened. Also, our tyres were bald and we needed a new shock absorber.