Return of the son of The Words That No Sane Person Should Use
29 tech phrases you should be punched in the face for using:
We’re told that if you give a million monkeys a million typewriters, they’d create the works of Shakespeare – but what would you end up with if you threw a million typewriters at a monkey?
The internet shows us the answer: perfectly good phrases are replaced with rubbish, grown-ups talk like toddlers, and business bullshit is everywhere.
8 Responses to “Return of the son of The Words That No Sane Person Should Use”
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Tony Kiernan on February 20th, 2009
>>20. Gratuitous LOLs
I actually find this a bit creepy. Makes me think of Tommy Udo giggling away.
Gary on February 20th, 2009
Why Tommy Udo?
mupwangle on February 20th, 2009
I can’t be arsed changing the default iphone message. LOL
Tony Kiernan on February 20th, 2009
Because he’s the archetypal giggling maniac?
Squander Two on February 20th, 2009
Er…
Are you?
tm on February 20th, 2009
> t’internet
I usually cut people some slack for that one – but then I do live in Manchester – so the people I’m dealing with often actually do talk like that…
Gary on February 21st, 2009
> Are you?
Yes. But I punch myself in the face every time I use them.
Squander Two on February 21st, 2009
To be fair, pretty much any phrase is funny if you punch yourself in the face every time you use it.