“Do not let ladies prefer dildo to you!”

Yep, it’s spam time again. This time the text is colour-coded, with the first letter of each line forming the acronym “MEGADIK”. No, really.

M – men always would like, that at them all was more, than at others
E – enlarge your manhood today and reap all the benefits
G – guys get jealous now when they see me in the bathroom
A – and now make a real step to this – buy our means for increase of the member
D – do not let ladies prefer dildo to you!
I – if the man speaks you, that to him all the same with what at him the size of the member – he dissembles
K – know her from the sexual side how is she inside exactly.

I know I’m far too old to be amused by this, but…

3 Responses to ““Do not let ladies prefer dildo to you!””

  1. Ben  on August 13th, 2008

    The (very) few that get through my Gmail spam muncher are like that.

    Last one was: “Lady Weep, You Little Penis.”

    I kept thinking of an Indian Tribe for some reason…

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  2. Martijn  on August 14th, 2008

    “Dik” meaning fat in Dutch, and mega meaning exactly the same as it does in English I couldn’t help but giggle. I wouldn’t go with an email that offers me to get mega fat.

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  3. Squander Two  on August 22nd, 2008

    This is better:
    http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08012008

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