Parents! Want to relive those very first days of sleep deprivation?

Then you need BABY JET LAG! Simply fly from one side of the world to the other and back again, and it’s as if you’ve travelled back in time! Say goodbye to your evenings, to unbroken sleep, to functioning like a normal human being! BABY JET LAG!

/shoots self

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