Mike Giggler is hanging around the Daily Mail website

It’s a perfect Daily Mail story*.

Time travel could be a reality within just three months, Russian mathematicians have claimed.

They believe an experiment nuclear scientists plan to carry out in underground tunnels in Geneva in May could create a rift in the fabric of the universe.

And then John from London makes the perfect Daily Mail comment.

Salvation for our country at last! Can we please take it back to 1950!

* Although if the experiment is successful and the time machine is invented, surely the headline should say “Time Travel became a reality in three months”?

[For non-Private Eye readers, Mike Giggler is the name of the bloke who sends hilarious one-liners to newspaper comment pages]

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