Truth in vandalism
In the small Scottish town of Girvan there’s a small shop selling tourist tat to an audience of old people: shortbread with pictures of Scottie dogs on it, plastic figurines made in China, that sort of thing. And rather wonderfully, vandals have knocked two letters off the shop’s signage so that it now appears to be called TARTAN AND WEE.
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Armin on August 6th, 2007
Took me than it should have to come up with which two letters could be missing. Am I right with a T and a D?
Armin on August 6th, 2007
I’m buying a “longer”…
Jockshire on August 6th, 2007
Armin, if you’re correct, just getting rid of the D would have been enough.
Squander Two on August 7th, 2007
My first thought was “Tartan and weep”, but I’m tired.
Gary on August 7th, 2007
Am I right with a T and a D?
Yep. Although Jockshire’s right, “tartan and twee” would have worked too.
Gary on August 7th, 2007
I’m buying a “longer”…
Then this is your lucky day, because this very morning my email’s packed with adverts from companies offering just that!
Mike on August 7th, 2007
Oh those guys…