FFS indeed

You probably don’t want to see a black Merc, registration N511 FFS, if you’re wandering around Glasgow at the moment. So far he’s waved hammers at people, attempted to run a bloke over and been involved in two car crashes.

Insert “sounds like a typical Merc owner” joke here.

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I’ll be ok, I’ve been driving my new Merc around Glasgow the last few days….

…and I’ve got a load of hammers in the back, sure whoever this is won’t take me on!!

Only the other day I was waving one of *my* hammers at some dobber.

I’ve been driving

Heh heh heh. Brilliant.

Incidentally, is it just me or is the opening par of that ET article really mangled?

POLICE are hunting a Mercedes driver who tried to kill a pedestrian in four road-rage attacks in the past six days.

Yeah, that pedestrian is probably refusing to leave the house now.

Why can’t I get this image of the Spielberg movie with the huge truck following the guy around of which I forgot the name I think it might have been Duel out of my head?

Yes, it is Duel.

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