I wish my grass was emo. Then it’d cut itself

If your dog’s dug holes in the lawn, don’t do what I did and buy super magic grass-o-lawn seeds, or whatever they’re called - the ones that promise fast results. Because once the new grass has grown, it keeps on growing. And growing. And growing. Normal grass needs a lawnmower; I think this stuff needs Agent Orange.

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