No, that’s completely wrong: if the Government did do it, uncovering it would be a piece of piss. The Government can’t organise an eight-man conspiracy to falsely arrest a homeless man in Tulsa for jay-walking without the details being leaked to every journalist in New York. It is the very fact that this conspiracy hasn’t been uncovered — that it involves some hundreds of people within a fractious, back-biting, leak-ridden administration keeping completely schtumm for years about the single biggest issue of their time — that proves what bollocks it is.

Let’s have a LAN Party….er…Conference….